How may you deflower me? Let me count the ways…

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Bathroom quickie, my POV in the mirror!

 

In honor of my upcoming 30th birthday, I’m taking count of what I’ve learned, lost and gained thus far and decided to share a bit of my remembrance with you all. I married my husband in the “fourth quarter, Hail Mary” portion of my 20’s and in that short year and a half I gave him a shit ton of my firsts, my “cherries” so to speak. Here is a list of all of the ways my husband deflowered me in my 20’s:

  • Fucked my ass
  • Licked my ass
  • Double penetration (one was a toy)
  • Triple penetration (two were toys. Nuff said)
  • Orgasm from oral
  • First squirt (and countless subsequent squirting. Show off)
  • Ball-gagged
  • Home-made porn
  • tattoo
  • marriage
  • motherhood (step-mother currently, first pregnancy hopefully soon)
  • first enema
  • first facial (and yes E. I am telling you the truth. Never had a pearl necklace or earrings or anything else “pearl-ish” above the neck before you. Thanks for the pearls!!)

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